I tried out the Yourself!Fitness on Sunday. The program is awesome. It makes exercise plan tailored-made just for you. During the set-up, it requires you to enter your heartbeat while resting, and after doing some jumps, squats, push-ups, and sit up. After years of being too physically inactive, I felt dizzy and knocked my TV off. Now I can’t walk right. My thighs are too sore. The nack pain hasn’t subsided even a bit. I have to wear an old pair of jeans today. My belly is barely fit in it. I can’t even sit properly.

I begin taking Merit again last night. It’s pretty good to make you lose some fat fast. The downside is that you won’t be able to hold the urge to poop. I was in the middle of an important meeting at wwok in Kemang and I had to excuse myself to go to the toilet four times. Now I’m still at wwok, having having stomach ache and pain sore. I thought smoking could kill the pain. I’ve finished a pack. It doesn’t do anything except make the hole bigger in my lung.

My editor at The Jakarta Post called last night. Saying that senior editors didn’t want me to review movies anymore for the paper since now I’m a filmmaker myself. Funny because I just wrote about not giving up my column a few days ago. I told my editor that the world would be a better place if all film critics also made movies. It’s also gonna be interesting because then they could bitch about other people’s movies and other people whose movies got bitched about could bitch back. My editor didn’t say anything but I knew he was covering his mouth for not laughing out loud. I think it made him he peeing in his pants.

Wait, I have to go to the toilet again.

I’m back. Still waiting for another meeting to start. I’m bored. Thinking about what will I do tomorrow. A facial would be nice. And a hair cut. People will notice less that I’m losing my hair if I keep it short. I think I’ll go bald this time. Can’t. My head got a weird shape.

I hope tomorrow my neck won’t be as sore so I can start exercising again with Yourself!Fitness Xbox program. Yeah that’s a good plan. This time I’ll keep a safe distance from the TV.